Lyrics by Nevik Houzanou

If you could put Armageddon in a can
A thermonuclear device in a frying pan
Who would you call when something’s goin’ wrong?
A superhero team that is smellin’ pretty strong

The good
The bad
The good, the bad, and Samuelguy
The good
The bad
The good, the bad, and Samuelguy

The good guys are always trying to do something good
But with the villains they only end up wishing they could
And the bad guys are scheming to do something bad
Bein’ real sneaky so they don’t get had
And Samuelguy’s usually not up to much
Just lightening things up with his comic touch, well

The good
The bad
The good, the bad, and Samuelguy
The good
The bad
The good, the bad, and Samuelguy