Lyrics by Zimmy Dandy and Nevik Houzanou

Hey there all you companies
I’m a big ol’ bear and I’m comin’ to town
Y’all better think of somethin’ to do
Or I’ll make your stock come crashin’ down

‘Cause I’m a bear

Hey there all you agin’ folk
Forget about early retirement
Your fancy shares won’t do you no good
I made ’em drop 200 percent

Hey there Mr. Economy
I’d say your time’s about to end
You were built on shaky ground and now
There’s a new Depression comin’ ’round the bend

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I’m just a bear
I’m comin’ to town
You better watch out
I’ll tear up your economy

Yes I’m a bear
You better watch out
And sell all your stocks
Or you’ll lose all your money

Declining market trends
Oh, what a pain
Everyone loses out
Nobody gains
The bear’s on the loose
And you should be afraid
How do things come to this?
This is insane

I am a bear,
I’m comin’ on down
You should give up
‘Cause you just can’t beat me

I am a bear
I’ll make ya frown
Tear you to shreds
Things don’t seem so sunny

The bear’s on the loose
And you should be afraid
I am the bear, and so
You’re gonna pay